{"id":454,"date":"2020-08-04T13:04:45","date_gmt":"2020-08-04T20:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/?p=454"},"modified":"2020-08-04T13:04:46","modified_gmt":"2020-08-04T20:04:46","slug":"the-gift-of-zucchini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/?p=454","title":{"rendered":"The Gift of Zucchini"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"1000\" src=\"http:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Zucchini.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-455\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Zucchini.jpg 800w, https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Zucchini-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Zucchini-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/Zucchini-564x705.jpg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption>Come back here! You need more courgette!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-drop-cap\">Having a neighbour who has a zucchini plant is so commonplace that even referring to it as a clich\u00e9 seems strange, as everyone knows someone who has a zucchini plant. Or, I suppose, everyone knows someone who planted zucchini and ended up with too many to count and had to give them away.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They\u2019re incredibly productive. Personally, I have never actually grown a zucchini plant, but I do have cucumbers out there and I did grow a pumpkin one year, accidentally &#8211; that\u2019s poorly-rotted compost for you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m sure there is some sort of a joke about a neighbour with a zucchini plant. I did Google a few, but most were strange puns and had to do with \u2018squash\u2019.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Regardless, the near-perfect specimen above was given to us by a friend. she also gave us a yellow one.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I bet it\u2019ll be amazing. Seriously. I\u2019m going to shred it and mix it with ground turkey and some herbs and spices and make turkey burgers. The recipe is from <em>Jerusalem<\/em> and it is a true family favourite.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There is more to this blog post, though. More than a snicker about yet another zucchini. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remember back to when I used to assist a food photographer. On shoot days we would have a kitchen full of food. When the food stylists shopped they made sure we had enough of every ingredient for any and all eventualities. Often we would be shooting a product &#8211; packaging or menu items &#8211; and we would have more than enough of that, too. \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the end of every shoot day we would put together a bunch of bags of groceries &#8211; for the clients as well as for the assistant (me). The photographer would take his share of the spoils, too. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I remember John, the photographer, commenting on how the perceived value of the gift of food was far beyond its actual value. I am always amazed at the response from people when a gift of food is offered. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even if it is a much-maligned zucchini. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grilled zucchini, zucchini bread\u2026 Those turkey burgers\u2026\u00a0And it\u2019ll taste even better because of the gift, no question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having a neighbour who has a zucchini plant is so commonplace that even referring to it as a clich\u00e9 seems strange, as everyone knows someone who has a zucchini plant. Or, I suppose, everyone knows someone who planted zucchini and ended up with too many to count and had to give them away.\u00a0 They\u2019re incredibly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,65,64],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-garden","category-vegetables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":456,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/456"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dontcrowdthepan.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}